The folks out here in Big Stink would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas

No matter which way you go, it's nothing but Texas for hundreds of miles.

That's the Thrift Store. When some folks need something for around the house, they go down to Walmart. I don't see why. Not only is the Thrift Store right downtown, they have better stuff than Walmart and it costs less. Maybe they go to Walmart because it's easier to park. I reckon a lot of folks in Big Stink are just getting lazy.

That train didn't come for grain. It was just passing through.

I haven't yet figured out what a car like that carries. I've never seen one carrying anything. All I know is that they don't carry glass.

That' Curly. He's one of the nicest pigs you'll ever meet. I'm just hoping no one has plans to make dinner out him. There's plenty of other pigs to eat that aren't half as nice as Curly.

If you have to walk on the tracks, walk on the tracks to the left. You might get yelled at but at least you won't be hit by a train.

If you need milk or a loaf of bread you can head down to Rusty's Pick n' Pack, unless it's Sunday. Rusty always goes fishin' on Sunday.