That's where the farmers and the ranchers get their hair cut. The ladies and the kids go to the salon down by Walmart.

Some dogs like tractors. Some dogs don't. I don't think my dog Pooter has made her mind up yet. You have to keep your dog on a leash in Big Stink. If you don't they'll snatch her and charge you $50 to get her back. They like to snatch dogs in Big Stink. They paid for the new sewer line some years back by snatching dogs.

Sometimes you have to hit things down by the tracks. When you do, you need a big hammer because you have to hit them hard.

Damned kids.

We have a whole lot of flat out here in Big Stink. If you stand on the roof of that shed you can see half way to Oklahoma.

We have a pretty good cemetery out here in Big Stink. A fella can be proud to be dead here.

That's a low down, dirty shame. I hope they caught the thieving and murderous scoundrel that did William in and hanged him. I hope they caught the rascal that knocked over William's headstone too. It's time to leave poor William alone.